For best effect, click to play the embedded music while reading this post. Ride of the Valkyries (Wagner) uploaded by surrealmod This terrifying “defense” product is called Mace Pepper Spray Gel. The gimmick? It sticks. Spray this at your victim…
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This terrifying “defense” product is called Mace Pepper Spray Gel. The gimmick? It sticks. Spray this at your victim and it will grab onto to his visage like the facehugger from Alien, administering an excruciating pain poultice consisting 1.4% capsaicin. From the blurb:
The Mace gel formula sticks to the face of an assailant leaving them temporarily blinded, which allows for safe detaining by law enforcement and military officials.
The maker, Mace, clearly has a very vicious customer in mind, and has thoughtfully tested the gel in conjunction with other non lethal weapons. The gel is “Non-flammable, tested safely with Tasers and stun guns”. And if you were worrying about your face-melting endeavours spoiling the rest of your day, don’t.
The […] formula is ideal for indoor use and minimizes cross-contamination. This is important because streaming pepper sprays can contaminate a home […] with an uncomfortable pepper scent that will take several hours to dissipate […] The pepper scent sticks to the affected area as it is suspended in the gel.
I love the smell of chili in the morning. $15.
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